HOLA AMIGOS!

DORA REUBEN HERE!

And so Ashwin left for Kathmandu. Sadness.

And my lovely laptop officially crashed. More sadness.

And i'm kinda' bored. Total sadness.

LOL! Sorry to bore/annoy/irritate/agitate/horrify (whore-rify!)/infuriate/mystify you with my inevitable overwhelming sadness!

Anyway, somehow i also feel kinda' whore-some (awesome!) and so fabulous! Dang, i'm gonna be sooo bipolar really soon...!

Moses & I were persuaded by Xiu to enroll in a Standard First Aid Course (SFA) conducted by Singapore Red Cross Society Training Centre! At first it seemed quite harmless cuz i really thought i would be only learning about how to perform CPR and apply some bandages and basic stuff like that...

BUT i was soooo wrong! My heart skipped a beat when i downloaded and read the course syllabus! It was totally OMG! I was friggin' biting my nails while scanning through 3 pages worth of syllabi! Plus, at the end of the course, we have to sit for an examination comprising of a 30 minute 30 question MCQ test and a practical test involving 2 scenarios spanning 10 minutes each! DANG! PANG SAI OVERLOAD!

How did i get myself into this.... 3 days (8 hours per day) worth of life-savingness!!!!

Strangely, i felt secretly happy! I could finally relive my Grey's Anatomy fantasies! Well not really lah, cuz they don't play paramedics in the show... At least i'll be putting my ass into the world of medicine! I'm super grateful that i actually learnt some stuff from watching excessive TV and studying O Level Biology - i understood some terms that were highlighted in the syllabi that the common man would have been scratching their heads bald to figure out!! Examples: anaphylactic shock and hypoglycaemic coma! OMG, i'm not that clueless after all! I'm so proud of myself...!
Shall stop self-glorification...

On another note...
Sorry Eugene, i can't stop Dora from having excessive and extensive shopping mall meet-and-greet tours and sexcapades! I really dunno where she gets so much resources (hint hint: Sarah Palin) to stage public nuisances along with her partner-in-crime Diego, her STD-laden nasty man-whore! I know she's a pain in the ass but you'll just just have put up with her crap until Nickelodeon cancels her show or Starhub realizes her trashy show is inappropriate for young children! Meanwhile, you can always avoid PP, one of Dora's heavily frequented haunt! I also suggest you join petition groups on facebook regarding the eradication of Dora from our TV screens and from our tortured lives! BTW, Dora's bangs are so HOT!!! (and you can't deny that! soooo dora-licious and whore-some!)

I shall embark on my medical journey in 2 days time! Wish me luck! Hopefully i will pass the exam and be a certified first aider! (or whatever you call it!) Dora dear, please bless Moses, Xiu & i with the magical power of your fabulous bangs!

ADIOS BIATCHES!!!

Fly Bangable Airways, have a whore-some time with us!

You know you love me,
X.O.X.O.
Reuby :) Posted by reuben~ at 5:39 PM

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